i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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