Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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