Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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