their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
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Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize