Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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