College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Do plants get herpes?
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