Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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