They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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