We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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