I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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