Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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