You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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