Kiss
Puke
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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