How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it was like eating out sand paper
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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