Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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