I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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