I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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