That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
The power of my boobs compel you
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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