At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize