I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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