the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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