Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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