He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Randomize
