This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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