I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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