Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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