i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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