i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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