the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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