is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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