and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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