i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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