What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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