Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize