If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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