Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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