is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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