the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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