Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
How's work?
Spinning.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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