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I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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Are my feet made of real feet?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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