We're like a lot better than the average bears
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We just shotgunned beers for America
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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