My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
