well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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