But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
not ubering you a puppy
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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