Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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