I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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