Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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