Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners http://tfl.nu/cs50
  Replies (32) Good night (4250) Bad night (562)
• Favorite

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (414): It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga http://tfl.nu/cqgc
  Replies (20) Good night (995) Bad night (4683)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias. http://tfl.nu/4ikl
  Replies (8) Good night (5938) Bad night (1102)
• Favorite

  (712): View more from Iowa

  Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (712): Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now. http://tfl.nu/slxg
  Replies (12) Good night (950) Bad night (3438)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team? http://tfl.nu/idfg
  Replies (12) Good night (3664) Bad night (1237)
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though. http://tfl.nu/qm3u
  Replies (18) Good night (5804) Bad night (1838)
• Favorite

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (605): you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar http://tfl.nu/3k40
  Replies (17) Good night (1472) Bad night (2669)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster http://tfl.nu/7ph6
  Replies (14) Good night (2400) Bad night (668)
• Favorite

  (252): View more from North Carolina

  Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (252): Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing. http://tfl.nu/p5zs
  Replies (3) Good night (1323) Bad night (573)
• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night. http://tfl.nu/84z8
  Replies (1) Good night (762) Bad night (433)
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea. http://tfl.nu/jnx6
  Replies (2) Good night (577) Bad night (196)
• Favorite

  (317): View more from Indiana

  So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (317): So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder http://tfl.nu/lnpc
  Replies (0) Good night (269) Bad night (383)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps http://tfl.nu/z4wh
  Replies (2) Good night (508) Bad night (281)
• Favorite

  (563): View more from Iowa

  I almost tased myself

  (1-563): View more from Iowa

  I dont think you should own that device.

  (563): View more from Iowa

  It's an awesome device. I love this device.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (563): I almost tased myself (1-563): I dont think you should own that device. (563): It's an awesome device. I love this device. http://tfl.nu/0r8c
  Replies (1) Good night (538) Bad night (257)
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it. http://tfl.nu/4bwy
  Replies (2) Good night (540) Bad night (203)

Randomize