Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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