Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
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i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that