yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.