My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up