Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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