i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Please don't give away my fajitas
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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