YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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