2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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