Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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