I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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