You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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