You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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